Friday Favorite | Mario Kart

Go Home Bowser, Get Your Fat Ass Off The Road

Everybody has played Mario Kart. And if you haven't, you've probably been living under a rock or something... because seriously how could you never have played Mario Kart??

We've been playing a lot of Mario Kart this summer (as well as Call of Duty lol) and it's honestly one of my favorite games ever. It was a big part of my childhood and it's just a really fun game. I've always been Princess Peach when I play. ALWAYS. So if you try to steal Peach away from me, don't even try it because I will fight you for her. When we were younger, we used to play Mario Kart on GameCube all the time, but the GameCube eventually broke so now we play it on the Wii. But let me tell you, trying to use that little Wii wheel to drive is pretty much impossible. I have no idea how people ever get good at using that wheel. I would choose the controller over the wheel any day.

Peach Beach because that's where Princess Peach lives ya'll.

Peach is obviously the character I love the most in the game. Because she's awesome and she's a princess, but she wears wayy too much pink. Get it together girl. And the character I hate the most is Bowser. That dirty old dinosaur. He's so heavy and always pushes you off the track so you die or runs you over at the worst times. Like dude, just go home to your huge burning castle and leave me alone! I know you love Princess Peach and all, but she doesn't love you back, so just get away from me and Peach. PLEASE.

And then there's a little gem called Rainbow Road. The rainbowiest and most dangerous road ever. If you don't know how to drift, forget about it. Especially when you're using the stupid Wii wheel, just forget about even getting to finish the race. I honestly really love this stage, but always really hate this stage at the same time. It's super fun but I seriously just suck at it haha. When everybody is on their last lap, I'm usually just starting my 2nd because I fall off sooooo much. And I hate when the boxes give you a Golden Mushroom or the Star because all they do is make me fall off of the road faster. One time I got 9th place and I was super happy--that was probably the best I've ever done on Rainbow Road on the Wii. And that's just so sad. But I'll keep practicing until one day I beat everybody. Just wait. 

LOL 12th place as usual. But not for long.

Watch out everybody, because Princess Peach is coming for you all. Soon.